What is favourite kind of peanut butter?

[Variable Rush]

I'm curious, tell me!!! ph34r!!

[joe_cam]

We are such a sad group of people...


Chunky...

[Henry Jones]

Smooth. In chunky, a bug could get trapped in your chunky peanut butter, die, and you could eat it and never know. In smooth, you know. Oh yes, you know...

[Mustin]

Oy...

Let's not talk about peanut butter...

[animefreak]

mustin got abused by peanut products as a child. :(

[Hthe8th]

Smooth all the way. Chunky makes me wrech. There's a restaurant I absolutely refuse to go to in my town because they served a PB+J with crunchy peanut butter when I was 4 years old.

[Culgan the Duck]

I choose chunky. The chuncks help to scrape some of the peanut butter off the roof of your mouth. That way I don't have to drink paint thinner after eating a sandwich.

[Variable Rush]

I thought this topic would elicit some 'Brad, you're crazy what kind of question is that?' type posts, not actual thought provoking answers.... 8O

[Drakan]

Well why DO you wanna know? It's just peanut butter for god's sake! Are you bored? Thirst for knowldge about your freinds?? You'll get no such out of me!!!

...I just don't eat the shit anymore.

[Woffester]

I remember one time my Mom gave me a PB sandwich and it was chunky and I got so mad I think I cried...Now I can tolerate it, but smooth will always rule.

[Ybrik Metaknight]

Brad, you're crazy what kind of question is that?

Happy?

...

I say smooth.

Or perhaps the dried kind in the center of Reeses...mmm boy...

[Kismet]

Eating pb right off a spoon is the best way to go.

[erindancer]

(back from Cancun vacation)

Chunky sometimes, smooth others. It's all about the mood, and what you're putting it on.

[hillarygayle]

I'm going for chunky. However, I usually eat natural peanut butter, which is entirely different from usual PB. It's WAY less sweet; it tastes like--SURPRISE!--actual crunched up peanuts. The saltiness of it makes it go VERY well with strawberry jam.

HG

[Lucky]

Eating pb right off a spoon is the best way to go.


Fatty.


Just joking, sorry.

[Josh]

Everyone in my family always made fun of me for eating peanut butter off the spoon. But there's nothing quite like popping the top on that jif jar, and smelling the roasted peanuts. Dipping the spoon in and pulling out a mouth watering glob of smooth peanut goo. MMMMMMM

[Lucky]

Man that's gross. What's wrong with you?
Peanut butter fetish.

[Variable Rush]

[Brad was going to post a rather explicit post, but decided not to for pure decency]

[Lucky]

Thank you.

[hillarygayle]

I'm not sure what would've been worse: the indecent post that WOULD'VE been posted, or the horrifying things I now have running through my head. x_x

HG

[Shadow Dancer]

Everyone in my family always made fun of me for eating peanut butter off the spoon. But there's nothing quite like popping the top on that jif jar, and smelling the roasted peanuts. Dipping the spoon in and pulling out a mouth watering glob of smooth peanut goo. MMMMMMM


Hehe.. everyone makes fun of me for doing that too, but that could be because I fit enough PB to fill an ice cream scoop's on one of those regular spoons. =)

[Dale North]

hahah, holy shit!
2 years later

[Ybrik Metaknight]

OH MY GOD.

The last post on this thread had been made OVER TWO YEARS AGO. Why, for fuck's sake, WHY would you feel the need to resurrect it? This trend of bumping long-dead threads needs to stop.

[Henry Jones]

Yeah. Bumping dead threads makes them undead threads, and you don't want zombie threads going after your brains, now do you?

[Miller]

I hate peanut butter.

[jade0]

i like zombies.


once i bought a container of crunchy peanut butter because i like it, and no one else in my family did, and my older sister got a sharpie and wrote "NASTY" all over it. she was 20. she also named my dog "Nastydog" that year.

but i'm not bitter.

[creech42]

I guess ZOMBiE's like peanut-brains. 2 years? nice.

[joe_cam]

Zombie Butter?

[Jessperk]

More like zombie paper!

[Variable Rush]

I used to alter the jars of "All Good Peanut Butter" my mom used to get to read "Al Gore's Peanut Butter"

I suck.

Who wants to hear the explicit post I was going to make two years ago?

[Ybrik Metaknight]

More like zombie paper!

What was the other half of that combination? How do you lure the zombies? It's been a while since I last played the game, so I've forgotten.

[Lucky]

Skippy

[Lucky]

Dang, I don't ever remember taking on this thread. I'm so STUPID!

[Henry Jones]

What was the other half of that combination? How do you lure the zombies? It's been a while since I last played the game, so I've forgotten.

They were planning an attack on the circus tent anyway, so all you really do is go to sleep once you lay down the paper in the tent.

[Kaijin]

just stop. just stop.

THE THREAD NEEDS TO DIE.

LET IT DIE.

CAN'T YOU SEE IT NEEDS TO DIE!

[Variable Rush]

In other news, I love peanut butter with honey in it. I guess I should add that to the list of choices.

[V_Translanka]

>_> The chunkier the better...as a matter-of-fact, why mash the peanuts at all? Just hand be a bag of pre-husked (uhhh...) peanuts and I'm good...<_<

[sempaimiles]

Dead heat between smooth and chunky. I prefer smooth; fuck those nuts getting caught up in my molars.

-Miles

[pappy]

Ham and cheese on whole wheat flavored peanut butter, please.